" book club "

 [ "book club" ]

1: A code women use to get together and drink large amounts of alcohol, especially margaritas. It makes their husbands, boyfriends, and other friends think they are doing something smart.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1: I'm so glad we have book club tonight. I've had a crappy-ass day. 

 [ "book club" ]

1: a polite euphemism for orgy

  * e.g.,  ... why do candy hearts say "book club"? it must mean orgy. think about it... 

 [ "book club" ]

1: Another term (somewhat offensive) to refer to Christians and Christianity

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: Are you still friends with Karen? 

 [ "book club" ]

1: A noun refering to a bitch-ass nigga who smiles in your face when you are with your woman and then tries to spit weak ass game to her as soon as you turn your back. When the gump bitch notices that you are watching, he tries to claim that he was conversing about a fake book that he is reading for his book club.

  * e.g.,  ... ...SO yea, that new book on that rapper is fire...HEY MAN!! I wasn't trying to holler at your girl or nothing. ha ha ha....yea... 

 [ "The Book Club" ]

1: An underground organization. Board 1611, a.k.a. Dinky Doo. A place to go if you want to relieve stress. Not really a book club. At the book club, Admiral Ackbar rules with an iron fist. All who oppose shall be sodomized and obliterated.

  * e.g.,  ... Uncool User #1: What is this book club I keep hearing about? 

 [ "Book Club" ]

1: A group sex session in which multiple partners practice the "Librarian" on one another.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Hey dude! Do you want to join my Book Club? Guy 2: Sure, what are you reading this week? Guy 1: Faust. Guy 2: Oh boy! 

 [ "The book club" ]

1: The opposite of what the "Smart guy" said.

  * e.g.,  ... Mooglekupo141: Shoot the infidel! 

 [ "Joined The Book Club" ]

1: Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club." 

 [ "book club seppuku" ]

1: When a member of a book club should be ashamed of their choice of selection, thereby subjecting the group to a woefully disdainful pick.

  * e.g.,  ... Laura: "God, what was Sara thinking when she picked 'The Devil Wears Prada?' She should be ashamed of herself." 

 [ "The Badass Book Club" ]

1: the Badass Book Club is a group of badass babes who like to read books and talk about them. Often abbreviated to BBC or BABC (should there be confusion with British Broadcast stuff). The BBC is located in Indianapolis, IN, with satellite members in Cincinnati, OH and Kansas City, KS. Members span a 10-year age range and were born between 1974 and 198 Membership is limited to 12 babes, and new members are only admitted with unanimous approval. Membership meetings are held once annually, in August or September. Founded: 2009

  * e.g.,  ... I can't meet you for drinks tonight because I've already got plans to be awesome with the BBC. I'm sorry, but The Badass Book Club is not accepting new members.